we have pet lesbian snakes
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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