So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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