i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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