Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
