I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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