Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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