Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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