we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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