she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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