Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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