i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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