maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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