We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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