One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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