I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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