Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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