I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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