I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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