I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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