# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
bring money and cleavage
you will always have a special place in my vag
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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