Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Oh god it's open bar.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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