i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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