Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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