I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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