They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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