Sry I called you an 8
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Your penis caused this!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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