I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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