The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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