Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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