Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
this hospital has no fireball
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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