3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
