it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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