yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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