Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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