we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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