I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
tell me about the fingering
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