4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
