That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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