the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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