Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I believe in your delicious
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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