well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it's great music for shaving your balls
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
i think im in europe. pls send help
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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