The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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