Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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