I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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