Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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