Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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