: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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