Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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