would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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