Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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