just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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