Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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