You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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