My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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