So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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